From 0 to 1,000 Solar Deals (and a Bidet Upgrade): How One Call Center Made Clean Sweeps in Both Business and Bathrooms

Let’s be real: most people don’t link closing solar deals to having “water jets of joy” in their bathrooms. But here we are, with a client who not only soared past 1,000 solar deals in just over two years but also decided to give his toilet situation a serious upgrade in the process—courtesy of a fancy bidet. Talk about an overachiever, right?

Sure, you might be thinking: “What does a bidet have to do with selling solar power?” Everything, as it turns out. When you’re running a high-powered, high-performing call center, there are two certainties:

  1. You’ll need a place to blow off steam and truly cleanse after slaying the day’s revenue goals.
  2. You’ll want to celebrate every bit of comfort that a next-level lifestyle can bring.

Our rockstar client did both:

A Clean Sweep: From Zero to Hero with Solar Sales

Let’s break it down:

Before you start asking “How’d he do it?” let’s talk about the real star of the show—the call center infrastructure. At its core, a properly built call center is all about streamlined processes, targeted outreach, and consistent follow-ups. Whether you’re working with phone-based closers, remote teams, or a shiny CRM that sorts leads better than a top-tier chess player, efficiency is everything. By focusing on strategic scripts, training, and constant optimization, our client could ride the wave of inbound and outbound calls to knock on 1,000 deals’ doors—and get them to open wide.

Why Solar Call Centers Are the New Gold Rush

It’s no secret: solar is on the rise. Everyone wants renewable energy, lower bills, and the knowledge that they’re doing something good for the planet. But, behind every big wave of solar contracts, there’s often an even bigger wave of potential customers who simply need that final nudge. That’s where a high-performing call center shines:

  1. Immediate Response Times: When leads fill out a form, you’re on the phone before they can even blink. Quick connections equal higher conversions.
  2. Expert Scheduling and Follow-ups: Solar appointments don’t just schedule themselves. A call center keeps your pipeline tidy, making sure no lead falls through the cracks.
  3. Volume Scaling: Want to add more appointments? Throw more agents on the phone. Want to dial back? Scale down in seconds.

The result? Every single phone call you make is a potential deal. And if you’re running 50, 100, or 200 calls a day, do the math—that’s a boatload of leads warming up to solar, with a good chunk of those turning into closed deals. Just like our bold, bidet-loving buddy.

The Bidet Connection: Flushing Away the Competition

Alright, let’s address the elephant in the bathroom: the mention of a bidet. Why is this detail so important? Because it represents comfort and luxury, the idea that success in business should translate into success in lifestyle. After hitting 1,000 deals, it’s no wonder our client wanted to treat himself.

In the same way a bidet provides a refreshing cleanse, a fully optimized call center clears away the typical roadblocks: unreturned calls, disorganized CRM data, and that dreaded “I’ll call you back later” that rarely sees the light of day. When your call center is working 24/7 at peak performance, you’re essentially “flushing away” the competition—leaving them to scramble with outdated phone strategies. And trust us, there’s nothing more satisfying than knowing your business is the squeaky-clean winner in the end.

Step into Our Office: We Build Call Centers that Turn Calls into Gold

Now, you might be wondering how you, too, can rise to the level of 1,000 solar deals (and possibly treat yourself to a sweet toilet upgrade). The first step? A conversation with us.

We’ve made it our mission to help solar companies, EPCs, and other forward-looking businesses find that perfect intersection of technology, people, and profit. Our team specializes in building call centers tailor-made to your goals. That means we help you:

Think about what an extra 1,000 deals could do for your bottom line. Seriously. Let that sink in for a second. Could that be a new facility? A bigger team? A new house? Or hey, maybe even a bidet in every bathroom…

Bold Moves, Big Results

When we say “our call centers turn calls into gold,” we mean it. We’ve seen it happen time and time again. The only question you need to ask yourself is: Are you ready to flush away the competition? Because once you’re armed with a system that pumps out leads and closes deals with machine-like precision, there’s no looking back.

Don’t be the dinosaur of the solar industry, waiting for the sun to set on your outdated methods. Be the legend who smashes the market and has the confidence to brag about personal comforts—like a top-shelf bidet system (because why not treat yourself after all those deals?).

We’re here to help you make that jump. Join our list of success stories. Get the call center that doesn’t just get you 100, 200, or 300 deals, but puts you firmly on track for those jaw-dropping four-digit achievements. And hey, if you need some bathroom inspirations along the way, we can talk about that, too.


Ready to see if you’ve got what it takes for the double win? Reach out to us. Let’s build the kind of solar call center your competitors can only dream about. Because when you’re comfortably racking up deal after deal—and maybe even enjoying a refreshing bathroom upgrade—you’ll know you’ve made it.

Here’s to flushing away the old ways of selling solar, one winning call center at a time.